i went down on u and all i got was this lousy cold sore
"I prefer the films that put their audience to sleep in the theater. I think those films are kind enough to allow you a nice nap and not leave you disturbed when you leave the theater. Some films have made me doze off in the theater, but the same films have made me stay up at night, wake up thinking about them in the morning, and keep on thinking about them for weeks."—
Kiarostami apparently fell asleep during the Cannes premiere of his own film, CERTIFIED COPY. (he tells The AV Club about it here).